Stop what you're doing and read this epic thread about a cheating boyfriend
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There’s nothing like a bit of Twitter beef to really get the working day off to a flying start.

So with that in mind, let me introduce you to Ayana.

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She’s a recent grad and beauty business woman who’s blessed us all with a blow-by-blow account of how she found her ex-boyfriend cheating on her.

Sure, it sounds sort of ghoulish to enjoy someone’s pain, Ayana seems to be getting quite a lot of cathartic release by blowing this guy’s world apart online.

It all began when Ayana instantly became mates with a woman at work:

One day, the work BFF shows Ayana a picture of her boyfriend…

…which (yep, you guessed it), turns out to Ayana’s boyfriend too

But Ayana waits a few more seconds to make doubly sure there hasn’t been a mistake

And still, the work wife doesn’t get where the convo’s heading

But Ayana knows

And Ayana has a plan

Which requires unbelievable self-restraint

So anyway, the pair pull up at Ayana’s house and the co-worker says that she only lives six doors down.

When she sees that her boyfriend is already home and that his car is in the gargae, she invites her friend in, pours her a glass of wine and waits.

She waits until the two-timing son of a b***h comes out of the bathroom:

IMAGINE. JUST IMAGINE BEING IN THAT HOUSE RIGHT NOW

But her co-worker, understandably, isn’t too happy

But I guess the guy is probably less happy at having his double life blown apart

In fairness, he does try to put the flames out by telling Ayana to ‘calm down’, which we all know is a good tactic for actually calming folk down

And then Ayana apologises to the other woman

Because hoes before bad bros, amirite?

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