What could be funnier than coming home to find your friend has used heavy machinery to carpet your entire home in Asda crispy rice cereal?
Craig Cowan, 34, used a leaf blower to blast the crunch cereal through the letterbox of close friend Scott McAtear, in Renfrew, Renfrewshire.
He kept the attack secret for two years – but came clean days ago, saying, ‘I’m coming clean after two long years.
‘It was me who hired a leaf blower an duct taped a bottle onto the nozzle and blew six boxes of crispy rice through your letterbox.
Scott replied, ‘Don’t worry Glasgow, I pumped his mum.’