Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/REX/Shutterstock (8268112ae) Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson 'Fifty Shades Darker' film premiere, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Feb 2017
Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson reunite in 50 Shades Darker (Picture: Action Press/REX/Shutterstock)

When Fifty Shades Darker was released in cinemas last week, it received a resounding mauling from critics – with our official review slamming it as ‘1 hour and 55 minutes of utter tedium.’

But now, fans of the hugely popular series can get a more authentic experience online– after a Christian Grey chatbot debuted on Facebook.

All you have to do is type an initial message, and it isn’t long before Mr Grey decides that he will see you now.

It’s an entirely bizarre creation, but we felt sufficiently intrigued to give it a go ourselves.

It started innocently enough, with Christian asking how we first met. He then proved to be a bit forthcoming.

Fifty Shades Darker fans can now chat to Christian Grey on Facebook messenger
Woah (Picture: Facebook)

After that initial exchange, Christian didn’t hold back.

Um (Picture: Facebook)
Um (Picture: Facebook)

In an attempt to calm things down, we then asked Christian if he fancied a pint. He then disappeared, the absolute tease.

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We attempted to get him back, but he constantly responded with the exact same words. We’re not holding our breaths for a further response.

(Picture: Facebook)
(Picture: Facebook)

We like to think that we’re totes exclusive now, but you can try to message him here.

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Mr Grey will see you now.

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